An Immigration & Customs Enforcement facility located in a residential neighborhood in Illinois was the site of a protest by many people, most of whom looked as if they chose to skip today’s shower.

Perhaps they didn’t bother with the customary soap and water because they knew they would be pepper sprayed. Or perhaps it is against their beliefs. Either way, despite not having large numbers, the protesters still managed to have a strong presence.

Sgt. Richard Handle, of I.C.E., was quoted as saying, “These people haven’t seen the law enforced, or the inside of a shower, for the last four years – and many more years in some Democrat run cities. They’re not used to what it looks like – the law being enforced, that is. It’s a shock to their system.”

Some have even suggested bringing back the usage of firehoses to disperse crowds, despite its racist history, because the firehoses would be used on stupid white people, the one thing on which conservatives and liberal minorities can agree they do not care.

"Rioters and sanctuary politicians obstructed law enforcement, threw tear gas cans, rocks, bottles, and fireworks, slashed tires of cars, blocked the entrance of the building, and trespassed on private property," according to a statement released by the Department of Homeland Security.

“All legitimate acts of protest when fighting a fascist, totalitarian regime. We’re like…the new patriots, only not racist,” said Michael Doothman, a self-proclaimed ‘anti-racist’ protester, said in response to DHS’s official statement.

One I.C.E. officer, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “I’m glad they gave us justification to use the pepper balls on them when they did, because I was about 10 seconds away from breaking one open and snorting it so I didn’t have to smell these protesters anymore.”

An Immigration & Customs Enforcement facility located in a residential neighborhood in Illinois was the site of a protest by many people, most of whom looked as if they chose to skip today’s shower.

Perhaps they didn’t bother with the customary soap and water because they knew they would be pepper sprayed. Or perhaps it is against their beliefs. Either way, despite not having large numbers, the protesters still managed to have a strong presence.

Sgt. Richard Handle, of I.C.E., was quoted as saying, “These people haven’t seen the law enforced, or the inside of a shower, for the last four years – and many more years in some Democrat run cities. They’re not used to what it looks like – the law being enforced, that is. It’s a shock to their system.”

Some have even suggested bringing back the usage of firehoses to disperse crowds, despite its racist history, because the firehoses would be used on stupid white people, the one thing on which conservatives and liberal minorities can agree they do not care.

"Rioters and sanctuary politicians obstructed law enforcement, threw tear gas cans, rocks, bottles, and fireworks, slashed tires of cars, blocked the entrance of the building, and trespassed on private property," according to a statement released by the Department of Homeland Security.

“All legitimate acts of protest when fighting a fascist, totalitarian regime. We’re like…the new patriots, only not racist,” said Michael Doothman, a self-proclaimed ‘anti-racist’ protester, said in response to DHS’s official statement.

One I.C.E. officer, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “I’m glad they gave us justification to use the pepper balls on them when they did, because I was about 10 seconds away from breaking one open and snorting it so I didn’t have to smell these protesters anymore.”

An Immigration & Customs Enforcement facility located in a residential neighborhood in Illinois was the site of a protest by many people, most of whom looked as if they chose to skip today’s shower.

Perhaps they didn’t bother with the customary soap and water because they knew they would be pepper sprayed. Or perhaps it is against their beliefs. Either way, despite not having large numbers, the protesters still managed to have a strong presence.

Sgt. Richard Handle, of I.C.E., was quoted as saying, “These people haven’t seen the law enforced, or the inside of a shower, for the last four years – and many more years in some Democrat run cities. They’re not used to what it looks like – the law being enforced, that is. It’s a shock to their system.”

Some have even suggested bringing back the usage of firehoses to disperse crowds, despite its racist history, because the firehoses would be used on stupid white people, the one thing on which conservatives and liberal minorities can agree they do not care.

"Rioters and sanctuary politicians obstructed law enforcement, threw tear gas cans, rocks, bottles, and fireworks, slashed tires of cars, blocked the entrance of the building, and trespassed on private property," according to a statement released by the Department of Homeland Security.

“All legitimate acts of protest when fighting a fascist, totalitarian regime. We’re like…the new patriots, only not racist,” said Michael Doothman, a self-proclaimed ‘anti-racist’ protester, said in response to DHS’s official statement.

One I.C.E. officer, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “I’m glad they gave us justification to use the pepper balls on them when they did, because I was about 10 seconds away from breaking one open and snorting it so I didn’t have to smell these protesters anymore.”