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SPORTS
Kill Bill, vol. 1
Scary Movie 3
Superjoint concert review
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Marlins win series; Yanks commit team suicide. More (link)
You
Decide '04 Why politics?
Why now? Who cares? These are just a few of the questions I had to
seriously ask of myself before taking on this assignment. Who would
volunteer to leave the relative comfort of their safe, heated apartment
in Southern California to go on the road in order to cover the 2004
Presidential Campaign? Who indeed? Not me, but my boss informed me
that I wouldn't have a safe, heated apartment to leave if I didn't
take this job. So here I go, off on the campaign trail to do a few
stories about the American political process. Assume this: That
the only thing I know about politicians is that they are liars (or
so I've been told by oh so many people in my life time) and that politics
is a dirty, dirty business. Remember, objective journalism is the
most important thing.
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These are links to the most disturbing porn clip we have found
on the internet...so far.
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A Tit, A Tat, I Want to Kill
You With a Bat
The Durk is back with another hackneyed approach and weak effort
that really proves no point or makes no argument
whatsoever. Or does it? Oh...it doesn't. Sorry. (HERE)
READ ME OR BE DEAD!
Begin the lengthy investigation into the Skull and Bones and how
John F. Kerry and George W. Bush wish they could fuck each other.
HERE
He's finally back, after a two week hiatus during which no employee
of the magazine had any clue where he was. (HERE)
On the Campaign Trail: One
Week in New Hampshire
Iowa: Epilogue...."I Have a Scream"....Gepper
Concedes....On to New Hampshire....John Edwards' Balls....W's State
of the Union....Kerry the Front Runner (?)....Bad Hockey, Even Worse
Publicity from the Kerry Campaign....Lieberman Campaign is D.O.A.....Smoking
Pot with Kucinich Supporters.....Tucker Carlson....The Wagers....The
Results/Lieberman Goes Senile....Somewhat of a Conclusion.
The
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