The Y2K "bug," the actual computer bug itself, is the result of a "short-cut" that nerdy virgin computer programmers took in the early days of computers. The shortcut was to use two-digit code for year dates instead of a four-digit code. For example, 72 instead of 1972. The reason for taking this shortcut: In the old days, memory in computers was scarce and expensive, so programmers saved a little cash that they later could put towards the "Microchip of the Month" calendar. Good job guys. I'm so glad you were all able to save a buck and cost us all millions upon millions in making everything Y2K compliant approximately thirty years later. Assholes.

The United States government, in addition to its extensive preparation for Y2K computer problems, has been preparing for possible violence from hate groups, cults, guerrillas, end-of world-fearing zealots, and other groups of freaky rejects of society. No shit. What do they expect from a world full of idiots? The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have targeted white supremacists in particular who believe the world is on the verge of a final apocalyptic struggle. Possible targets of white supremacists include Jews, non-whites, Jews, establishment allies, and Jews.

The belief is that the year two thousand signals the Second Coming of Christ, but this idea seems ridiculous to non-primitives. Think about it. Christ didn't return in the year 1000, so why would he/she return for the year 2000? I know if I were Christ, I wouldn't want to put up with these jack asses. Plus, that dude God has all the time in the world. It could come back any time it wants. All of this end of the world second coming crap is just another sign of human arrogance thinking were so special that God would choose this group of cheese balls to come back to.

Anti-Western guerrilla groups and other foreign terrorists organizations also pose a threat to the United States if Y2K problems force the federal government to stretch their capabilities too much. The White House has spent $40 million on an information coordination center that will help policymakers with millennium issues and help coordinate any emergency responses. The advantage the terrorists have over the United States is the fact that camels, machine guns, and home made bombs are not subject to any Y2K "bugs."

Y2K is a product that the American public is being sold. It will be the year 30,000 in China or something like that. There are a bunch of dumb fucks who will kill themselves. Others will riot and go crazy. Many virgins will fuck anything they can find before the stroke of midnight. None of these things will happen because it is the year 2000, an easy number to remember, it was 2000 years after Jesus was born, or whatever. The crazy things will happen because people tagged the last 2000 years with a fucking number small enough to say easily. Remember, the earth has been around for nearly 4.5 billion years. Nothing big happened in the year 1000, and the four fucking horsemen arn’t coming in 2000 either. The only reason for any chaos breaking out on New Years Eve and New Years Day is that the huge majority of the 6 billion people on this planet are dumb fucks.

The Y2K "bug," the actual computer bug itself, is the result of a "short-cut" that nerdy virgin computer programmers took in the early days of computers. The shortcut was to use two-digit code for year dates instead of a four-digit code. For example, 72 instead of 1972. The reason for taking this shortcut: In the old days, memory in computers was scarce and expensive, so programmers saved a little cash that they later could put towards the "Microchip of the Month" calendar. Good job guys. I'm so glad you were all able to save a buck and cost us all millions upon millions in making everything Y2K compliant approximately thirty years later. Assholes.

The United States government, in addition to its extensive preparation for Y2K computer problems, has been preparing for possible violence from hate groups, cults, guerrillas, end-of world-fearing zealots, and other groups of freaky rejects of society. No shit. What do they expect from a world full of idiots? The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have targeted white supremacists in particular who believe the world is on the verge of a final apocalyptic struggle. Possible targets of white supremacists include Jews, non-whites, Jews, establishment allies, and Jews.

The belief is that the year two thousand signals the Second Coming of Christ, but this idea seems ridiculous to non-primitives. Think about it. Christ didn't return in the year 1000, so why would he/she return for the year 2000? I know if I were Christ, I wouldn't want to put up with these jack asses. Plus, that dude God has all the time in the world. It could come back any time it wants. All of this end of the world second coming crap is just another sign of human arrogance thinking were so special that God would choose this group of cheese balls to come back to.

Anti-Western guerrilla groups and other foreign terrorists organizations also pose a threat to the United States if Y2K problems force the federal government to stretch their capabilities too much. The White House has spent $40 million on an information coordination center that will help policymakers with millennium issues and help coordinate any emergency responses. The advantage the terrorists have over the United States is the fact that camels, machine guns, and home made bombs are not subject to any Y2K "bugs."

Y2K is a product that the American public is being sold. It will be the year 30,000 in China or something like that. There are a bunch of dumb fucks who will kill themselves. Others will riot and go crazy. Many virgins will fuck anything they can find before the stroke of midnight. None of these things will happen because it is the year 2000, an easy number to remember, it was 2000 years after Jesus was born, or whatever. The crazy things will happen because people tagged the last 2000 years with a fucking number small enough to say easily. Remember, the earth has been around for nearly 4.5 billion years. Nothing big happened in the year 1000, and the four fucking horsemen arn’t coming in 2000 either. The only reason for any chaos breaking out on New Years Eve and New Years Day is that the huge majority of the 6 billion people on this planet are dumb fucks.

The Y2K "bug," the actual computer bug itself, is the result of a "short-cut" that nerdy virgin computer programmers took in the early days of computers. The shortcut was to use two-digit code for year dates instead of a four-digit code. For example, 72 instead of 1972. The reason for taking this shortcut: In the old days, memory in computers was scarce and expensive, so programmers saved a little cash that they later could put towards the "Microchip of the Month" calendar. Good job guys. I'm so glad you were all able to save a buck and cost us all millions upon millions in making everything Y2K compliant approximately thirty years later. Assholes.

The United States government, in addition to its extensive preparation for Y2K computer problems, has been preparing for possible violence from hate groups, cults, guerrillas, end-of world-fearing zealots, and other groups of freaky rejects of society. No shit. What do they expect from a world full of idiots? The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have targeted white supremacists in particular who believe the world is on the verge of a final apocalyptic struggle. Possible targets of white supremacists include Jews, non-whites, Jews, establishment allies, and Jews.

The belief is that the year two thousand signals the Second Coming of Christ, but this idea seems ridiculous to non-primitives. Think about it. Christ didn't return in the year 1000, so why would he/she return for the year 2000? I know if I were Christ, I wouldn't want to put up with these jack asses. Plus, that dude God has all the time in the world. It could come back any time it wants. All of this end of the world second coming crap is just another sign of human arrogance thinking were so special that God would choose this group of cheese balls to come back to.

Anti-Western guerrilla groups and other foreign terrorists organizations also pose a threat to the United States if Y2K problems force the federal government to stretch their capabilities too much. The White House has spent $40 million on an information coordination center that will help policymakers with millennium issues and help coordinate any emergency responses. The advantage the terrorists have over the United States is the fact that camels, machine guns, and home made bombs are not subject to any Y2K "bugs."

Y2K is a product that the American public is being sold. It will be the year 30,000 in China or something like that. There are a bunch of dumb fucks who will kill themselves. Others will riot and go crazy. Many virgins will fuck anything they can find before the stroke of midnight. None of these things will happen because it is the year 2000, an easy number to remember, it was 2000 years after Jesus was born, or whatever. The crazy things will happen because people tagged the last 2000 years with a fucking number small enough to say easily. Remember, the earth has been around for nearly 4.5 billion years. Nothing big happened in the year 1000, and the four fucking horsemen arn’t coming in 2000 either. The only reason for any chaos breaking out on New Years Eve and New Years Day is that the huge majority of the 6 billion people on this planet are dumb fucks.